Monday, 7 April 2014

random things i want to remember


Enjoying a parcel from Rachel's school in the Scottish highlands! 



The English teacher crew 








  • After learning “_____ would be ____ without ____”, my second graders writing “Without xxx videos, Saturday nights would be boring” and wiggling their eyebrows at me. I absolutely love that my job doesn’t involve discipline and I can just give them a big tick for perfect English while keeping a straight face. 
  • My cleaning-time partner, Yuki, ie. the cutest girl to have walked the planet. She will literally clap her hands with glee. We were talking about the class trip to Disney Land and her love of Daffy Duck, at which she squealed “I. love. Dufffffyyyyyyy!!!” and jumped up and down. 
  • Carlos-sensei singing to himself “Wake up Maggie, for I think I may something for to say to you!” 
  • My student’s pencil case featuring a marijuana leaf, the Jamaican flag and the words “Is it rearry so bad for me?” 
  • Reading on my balcony in the late afternoon, watching men throw sweets to a crowd from the scaffolding of a house constructed that day, a multi-coloured flag waving in the setting sun and the shouts of children and barking dogs sounding round the neighbourhood. 
  • Salsa dancing at a class run by my dentist. 
  • Leaving my laptop and bag in a mini-locker in the mall th the consternated stares of many passers-by. Deciding that I’m receiving more strange/curious/ terrified looks than normal on my return, and then realising I have left my belongings for 2 hours in a mini-fridge designed for groceries. 
  • City Hall piping out “going home time” music at 5pm and “bed time” music at 9pm to the whole city –  first The New World Symphony, and then Moonriver  – both serving to aid and abet any latent homesickness. 
  • Playing word games with OAP’s at Christmas dinner, including one where they have to say what they’d bring on holiday to guess the rule of the game. One adorable old woman says hesitantly, smiling “I’m going on holiday and I’ll bring, four puppies!” “I’m going on holiday and I’ll bring… a ginger cookie!” It absolutely breaks my heart to say she can’t come. 
  • Saying “Ohayou gozaimasu” every morning to the man exercising his two schnauzers by my bike route 
  • Being on the receiving end of flirtatious colleagues at work parties, who refer to “our hearts’ consent’ and say “You recover me.”  
  • The other ALT at my school approximating saying “Shitsurei shimasu” to the staff at the end of the day with calling out “Stretch marks!” 
  • Remarking to Yonezawa-san that Japanese women seem to eat a lot but remain tiny. Yonezawa-san tapping my shoulder the next day and pointing to the word ‘fuel efficient’ on her electronic dictionary, saying “Maybe Japanese women do not have good mileage” !! 
  • Pointing to a picture of a kilt and asking my students to tell me what it is, to be met with silence and then a tentative “Ehhh… didgeridoo??”
  • Asking my student “why do you prefer the Japanese movie trailer” in class and having her reply “It is so sad. I have cute crying face. I want all my boyfriends to see me like that.” 
  • Genuinely thinking a baby was crying when it was in fact a shopkeeper calling “Irasshaimase!” 
  • Teaching junior high kids the basics of debtae, argument and rebuttal, so that they now respond to everything by wailing “Why?!”, plus agonised hand gestures. 
  • Seeing my neighbour on the stairwell for the first time, only to have her literally scream and shut the door.
One of the many indecipherable pieces of paper I receive every day. I think it's about discrimination?


A few weeks ago, one of the teachers at school was kind enough to invite Christine (the other ALT at school) and me to his house, to celebrate hinamatsuri (girls' festival). A young guy, he has 5 children under the age of eight and a lovely, remarkably energetic wife. As far as I can tell, the festival involves displaying the family dolls, and eating certain foods, such as  clam shells, which symbolise a well-matched couple. According to superstition, leaving the dolls out on display past 4th March risks a late marriage for the daughters of the house. 




The children were among the nicest I've ever met, playing and trying out their excellent English on us, helping each other and eating like little models of behaviour. After dinner, sensei's mother dressed us in kimono and the little girls chose hairpieces for us! 




It was a fantastic surprise of an evening. 


Continuing with the theme of trying new things, a couple of ALTs and I went riding in Aya one Saturday. 
Horse selfie



Despite a bit of a language gap, I managed a rising trot and absolutely loved it! Hello, lessons in Hyde Park? I paid for it a few days later though, shuffling stiffly around school with aching legs. We finished the afternoon with some exploring. 




Twins out on the town

A takoyaki and okonomiyaki party at Satoko's! I hadn't been there since her yukata party in my first week in Japan. What a lot has happened. 


In my rain day uniform. That particular morning saw me standing awkwardly by the gas heater in chafing, utterly sodden tan denim...

Mum's wonderful letters


My new favourite app, TimeHop. Lets you see all your social media output  on the same day of each past year. The cringe-worthy updates are worth the forgotten funny memories. 
I also recently experienced my first earthquake. I woke up in the middle of the night to a loud rattling sound and the feeling of my bed being dragged to-and-forth across the floor. It lasted about 7 seconds( although it seemed much longer) after which I promptly rolled over and went back to sleep! Slightly worried at my lack of survival instincts now. In the morning I thought it was a dream until seeing a barrage of facebook statuses. 
Mimata (the town my neighbourhood borders on) at dusk

Movie nights with tea, Mulan, group singing and toy lobsters




A couple of weeks ago I took part in a fantastic event called Amazing Race. Foreigners teamed up with locals to compete in a city-wide scavenger hunt race, doing silly activities and hailing gabs with urgency. It started with a sour plum eating and plums tone spitting competition, naturally. We 90s kids cast our minds back to Titanic and gambate'd. 


Miyazaki's idea of progressive gender relations



On one of our last pit stops, some local kids taught us a routine of martial arts moves and we were graded on our performances! 


I forgot to mention that Amazing Race's theme this year was a cross between Japanese clans and Game of Thrones. The name? A Song of Rice and Fire. Genius. Team Martell came in fourth out of eleven groups! ^^ 

Fun with Line stickers

And with Line Camera

The two ALTs with our beautiful junior high teacher. She's wearing a hakama for the junior high graduation ceremony. 

One of my second year classes surprised me with a gorgeous card in our last lesson! I think my Scottishness must be showing as my hair was still decidedly brown last time I checked... 

My picture for the junior high yearbook 

The sunset by Miyakonojo station, just before I went to pick up Gabby from Miyazaki

At first I was very skeptical about the no make-up selfie trend. Who on the planet isn't already 'aware' of cancer? Then I learned about the fundraising aspect and the amazing amount of money raised and jumped on the bandwagon. If you missed it but still want to donate a couple of squids, you can do it here. 


Chris wonders why there is a man's face on her biscuit. 

Not amused.

The morning I marked my junior high kids' last diary entries was a good one. 


Monday, 24 March 2014

spring break and my hilarious students


The sun is out, the sakura are blossoming and Gabby is in Miyakonojo! I’m filling time at work and counting down the hours till I can go home and see him.

Gorgeous spring evening on Sunday as I went to pick Gabby up 

 Since the third graders graduated a few weeks ago, things have been winding down here at school for the spring holidays. Last week was tense, since the teachers found out who’ll be moving to another school: they only have about 7-14 days notice and some have to uproot their families to move to a new town after only 2 years. This situation isn’t made any better by the public and dramatic way the reappointments are announced, so everyone was rather on edge. This week the students only have some special classes, and the next will be full of teacher’s meetings and admin.

In my last lesson with many classes, we made time capsules to be opened at the same time next year. Students wrote about their favourite things, goals and memories, and reading them has certainly brightened up a quiet week. Even the band names they’ve written are kind of odd, favourites being Bump of Chicken, Rad Wimps and Goose House. How fowl-centric.

Sakura outside school! 






































What will you be doing in 5 years’ time?

  •  I’ll be a nice lady!!! Smartness, interesting, lightness, and more…!!! If… crazy...
  • I will work hard to somewhere. Perhaps, I may hate my job. Don’t worry.
  • How do I look? Am I growing up? I can’t think so. I think that I don’t grow and be still child. The future that no one can look is very dreadful for me. But I am never content to be second best. I will make chagrin hope.
  • We will be bad boys together.
  • I will associate with girlfriends of big bust.
  • I will become a caria woman! [Why do my kids write with the accent of a Jewish woman from Brooklyn?]
  • I will sex. Every day so much sex!




Write a message for your friend to read in a year!

These ranged from the sweetly earnest…
  •       You will be a cool man. You will marry to a very beautiful woman. You will be rich. You will be a member of Exile. Then I will see you and get your sign. I believe that. You can do it! You are a good boy. Surely, you will succeed.
  •       You are a good boy and I know it.
  •       I hope that you will become beautiful woman. I hope that you will be slim. Fight!
  •       I love your body.
  •       I will search happy and reason. Alive and aliving.
  •       I was very surprised by your fantastic hair! 
  •       I hope you become a good human.
  •       Be careful not to catch a cold.
  •       You are a good boy! You are a fantastic boy! You are a very good boy!!
To the abusive…
  •       Your body is very weak.
  •       You are my servant forever.
  •       Fuck you! Oh. Misspell. Fack you. Fack you. Good!
  •       Your hair is like hard yakisoba.
  •      You look like Highland cow.
  •       I love you (lie! lie!) Your smile makes me bad condition.

 To the random…
  •  I love information.
  • You are god. You are god!! You are god!! You are god!!! YOU ARE THE GOD!!! 
  • Your shoulder is high. That’s all.
  • You should not touch the hips of others.
  • You are tissue.
  • You are one of my best friend, and you are a great mushroom.

To the worrying…
  •       I liked you. I like you. I bake you. I like you. I like you. I eat you.
  •       Help me!!!

And some spelling errors were more amusing than others…
  •      I love fiends.
  •    My favourite movie is Pilates of Caliban. [I’m imagining yummy mummies in yoga  pants performing The Tempest rather than Captain Jack Sparrow].

 And, finally, I now have my suspicions about where Doge speak comes from...
  •       Nacki is very kind. But sometimes he is fear.
  •     Many places is very surprise. Tokyo Disneyland is much enjoy. 

I'm pretty gutted to say goodbye to my classes and students, whose determination and dedication consistently blow me away. At least I can still see them around school after the holidays. (Although I won't lie, there are some wee buggers I'll be happy to see the back of!) I'll hear on the 1st April whether I'll teach the new influx of first years, or second years again, and will hopefully feel a lot less clueless than I did in August! 

PS. If any other ALTs or JETs out there are interested in the lesson plan or time capsule hand out, let me know in the comments or PM me, and I'll get in touch! 

Wednesday, 19 March 2014

hiroshima and miyajima

I've been somewhat lazy about blogging recently, so I'm getting my act together in preparation for a busy two weeks. After a long long loooong 5 month intermission, Gabby is visiting again on Sunday and I'm so excited!! We'll be going to Beppu, Nagasaki and Fukuoka, but I'm actually looking forward even more till next week when we'll just work and chill at home together. The every day things like cooking dinner and watching movies are what I miss the most and it'll be so great to show my life and friends here. Just 3 days to go!

I've been missing the UK and the comforts of home a fair bit recently. Particularly, sandwiches, the BBC, being able to run my own errands, daffodils everywhere, creme eggs, high street shops as opposed to monolithic malls, hot water taps - etc. But most of all I'm realising what an important influence my family are in my life and how much I miss spending time with them. So it was really good to look over these pictures again and remember the last leg of our Christmas trip

We spent 2 nights in Hiroshima and 1 on Miyajima, a nearby island. On our first afternoon we made our way to the Peace Memorial Museum and, of course, the Atomic Bomb Dome. 






Visiting this kind of historical place - one marking unbelievable tragedy and loss - is always a strange experience. Do you take pictures? If so, do you smile? (I've got to say I was a bit bewildered by the tourists making ecstatic faces and throwing up the peace sign in front of the dome or gruesome waxworks in the museum). In some ways it's a museum like any other with a gift shop, a place to eat your lunch, but its also so utterly loaded. The museum was thorough, balanced and absolutely unflinching. 






The Peace Park was full of symbols of hope and cooperation, and one display featured dozens and dozens of letters from Hiroshima to various nations, urging for nuclear disarmament.





Back at our hotel, we enjoyed some gorgeous sushi and sashimi. Our final course was, I thought, a creme brulee-type dessert, but turned out to be a warm, eggy jelly that tasted of brine. Lavly. 


Tired out by days of walking up to 14km, our second day in Hiroshima was wonderfully sunny and relaxed. We took the tram to Hiroshima Jo, often called Carp Castle (my cup runneth over!) and wandered through its museums and shinto shrine. 
Never turn down a chance to play dress-up. 


In the afternoon we proceeded to a gorgeous exhibition of Japanese painting, and wondered about the Uniqlo's taste in models. 

Lunch was of course the Hiroshima speciality, okonomiyaki. We ate at Okonomi-mura, a 3 floored place containing numerous separate okonomiyaki stalls and variations. Despite looking kind of run down and seedy from the outside, the food was fantastic. 




We had a quiet night of Sherlock and room service, and set off bright and early the next day for the last part of our trip: Miyajima. Only a train, ferry and taxi away, we found our treat of a ryokan nestled in the woods in the middle of the island. It was everything I'd always imagined about living in Japan! Like in Nara, tame deer grazed around the river and carp ponds and cedars made a rushing noise outside our windows. 


Cue disbelief and joy ^^ 






In some ways Miyajima is like an island-Nara, full of temples and shrines and delicious food stalls. 




The main event was, of course, Itsukushima Shrine, with its famous floating torii gate. 











Really, guys? Ah, modern love. 

This is pretty much my idea of paradise. 



We bought postcards from this grand old dame and warmed ourselves with a sweet soupy drink made from azuki beans, a Japanese winter favourite. 



As the light faded we journeyed up the hillside via winding paths and cable cars.


What awaited us at the top has got to be the best view I've seen in Japan so far - misty island receding into the horizon, cedars, slopes and sunset. 














But the view from our room wasn't too bad either :) 

We settled into enjoying our ryokan experience to the full. Naturally that meant posing for photographs like austere 19th century nobility. 


But they couldn't keep it up for long





Once changed into our very comfortable yukata, we were ushered into the next room by a lovely maid, and sat down to a ridiculously beautiful traditional Japanese meal. It was my first ever Michelin-starred meal I think, and as you can probably tell, we couldn't quite believe we were really there. 

We sat at our little desks and were served course after course, each one whisked away as soon as we finished eating. 



The second oyster I've ever had - the first being consumed at a rather inebriated Roman-style dinner party given by a Latin classmate in high school - and it was delicious! 

After a couple of hours, we felt indeed like extravagant Roman emperors and could only take a few small bites of the last course. Green tea and and recuperation were in order. We trooped down to the outdoor onsens, and came back to find our futon laid out for us. It was really the perfect, relaxing, traditional end to our trip, and something I'll never forget. 


Dad's architectural journal of the trip! 
Goodbye Miyajima!